Sunday, January 30, 2011

Ride The Divide Documentary

We got the Ride the Divide movie around Christmas time and I was 'saving' it for an indoor training session on the bike.  The knee seems to be feeling better so I decided to do an easy spin on the trainer and fired up the Ride the Divide movie.

The Ride the Divide is a documentary based on the Tour Divide which has to be the hardest bike event in the world.  If you click through to the link, take the time to check out the Route Photos as they are amazing...back to the 'race':  It is a self supported, repeat, self supported 2700+ mile race starting in Banff and ending in Mexico.  This is not like 'le tour' where you have mechanics at the ready to fix your bike or team cars to load up on water or calories, or someone to massage you post race, or a nice soft bed to sleep in, etc.  You are responsible for feeding yourself and fixing anything that might break on your own.   It follows the Continental Divide and has somewhere around 200,000 ft of elevation gain throughout.  2,700 mile and 200,000 ft of climbing...INSANE!  The insanity is that they pass through all kinds of terrain - anything from high mountain passes where grizzly sightings are common to the long barren plains in Wyoming where water is scarce.

You have to be a physical freak and a little coocoo in the coconut to even think about undertaking this endeavor but alas there are people who are both and there are people who thrive for these events.  Matthew Lee is the unheralded king of this event having won it multiple times and in the process breaking his own race record.  To put it in perspective, his record is 17 days 21 hrs...this means he averages over 150 miles a day.  This is all the more impressive when you consider that there are sections where it takes multiple hrs to traverse sections where you are hike a biking through snow, etc.  This is not easy to terrain to ride through and this crew is just TOUGH TOUGH TOUGH.

The other point of interest for this event is that it actually passes through Butte and so during the summer there are a few days where the riders swing through town, load up on food, fix any mechanicals, etc...So there is a local link to the event which is fun to plug into when they are rolling through town.

It is a great documentary that really makes the mind wander to the wilderness and gives a little insight into the suffering these lunatics go through.  I will certainly be putting this back into the DVD player for inspiration while spinning indoors....mad respect to these folks who toe in at the starting line!

Friday, January 28, 2011

Top Ten Bond Villains

One of the constants throughout Bond movies is a scary villain who is always out to get agent 007.  007 is usually able to overcome his counterparts but the good villains always seems to come back for multiple rounds.  Here is my list of the best Bond villains...


10  Zorin & May Day...Christopher Walken & Grace Jones as villains...need I say more?

9  Mr Wint and Mr Kidd - these creepy dudes definitely were not messing around.

8  Red Grant - He was specifically trained to kill Bond...the big blonde dude had it out for Bond, and not in a good way!

7  Dr. No - his scary black glove that was supposed to be a prosthesis let your imagination run wild about just what it was capable of.

6  Tee Hee - his metal prosthesis was very memorable when he was feeding the crocs with chickens

5  Rosa Klebb - This little spitfire had daggers in her shoes and gave agent 007 some heartache.

4  Blofeld - His scary scar was enough to make you want to squirm...and then add in the creepiness of him stroking his kitty and it is enough to scare any sane person.

3  Goldfinger - the guy who turned everything to gold and had Bond on the table with a laser to 1/2 007 into agent 00 3 1/2

2  Odd Job - This guy (of the throwing a hat a severing heads infamy) was just a mean looking dude, and he really made an impression on Bond when he crushed a golf ball in his bare hands


1 - Jaws!  This dude was huge and scary!  His metal teeth and all around indestructible character just kept coming back for more and more...although he did show a softer side when he fell in love in Moonraker and actually helped Bond.


Thursday, January 27, 2011

Top Ten Bond Girls

There are a lot of hot mamacitas in the Bond legacy and my criteria for the Top 10 includes a combination of name, character on the movie, and of course looks....


10:  Miss Moneypenny - she has been the only Bond girl that has been a constant in all the movies...

9:  Pussy Galore - Honor Blackman: Goldfinger - just the name alone gets on the list

8:  Tifanny Case - Jill St John: Diamonds Are Forever - just her on screen personality gets her on this list - mischevious and she added a little humor (perhaps unknowingly).

7:  The next Bond girl is rumored to be Freida Pinto -

6:  Camille Montes - Olga Kurylenko: Quantum of Solace

5:  Paris Carver - Teri Hatcher: Tomorrow Never Dies

4:  Dominque 'Dominoe' Derval - Claudine Auger: Thunderball

3: Jill Masterson - Shirly Eaton: Goldfinger - of the infamous painted gold...

2: Xenia Onatopp - Famke Janssen: GoldenEye

1:  Honey Rider - Ursula Anders: Dr No

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Top Ten Bond Songs

It goes without saying that the Bond movies are classic - the songs probably don't measure up to par with the movies but there are definitely some good soundtracks to the movies.  My top 10 list for Agent 007 are:

10:  You Only Live Twice - Nancy Sinatra did a nice job with putting together a song that blended in well with the movie and overall 007 theme.

9:  On Her Majesty's Secret Service - a good instrumental that just like the movie might be a little under the radar but it quality.

8:  The World is Not Enough - Garbage picks up the slack for one of the sub-par Bond movies

7:  A View To a Kill - Duran Duran stayed relevant with another one of their catchy tunes

6:  GoldenEye - written by Bono and The Edge and sung by Tina Turner-- just a good all around 'everything' combo

5:  Thunderball - Tom Jones doing it right for Mr Shaken, but not Stirred...Two pantie dropping studs teaming up - Thanks Connery and Tom Jones!

4:  James Bond Theme Song!  DUH!

3:  Goldfinger - A killer voice from Shirley Bassey provides for a powerful song with some memorable notes held for a song that just sticks in your head to make for a great 007 song.

2:  Nobody Does It Better - Carly Simon definitely hits the spot - enough that Radiohead has even covered this bad boy too!

1:  Live and Let Die - by Sir Paul and the Wings!  The song would later be re-done by Guns n' Roses with equal ferocity and conviction!

There are some honorable mention songs that might make the list if they stand the test of time but recent contributions include Soundgarden's Chris Cornell on Casino Royale with his song 'You Know My Name' and the Jack White/Alicia Keys contribution of 'Another Way To Die' on the Quantum of Solace movie.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Top Ten Bond Movies

When I started to peel back the layers it became pretty easy to filter the list down to a short list...there were a handful of Bond movies that just were not very good.  All Timothy Dalton movies were eliminated for me because he did not a good Bond make...he was just downright awful!

so in reverse order here is my top ten list:

10:  Thunderball
How can you go wrong with Tom Jones belting out the song and the now infamous jetpack action?

9:   Goldeneye
The Opening Sequence alone is worth the price of admission!  Here is another version of the opening sequence linked to the Propellerheads song:
The Dark Side of Goldeneye from Gregory Pike on Vimeo.

8:   The Spy Who Love Me
Another great opening scene.  A great opening line to boot "James, I need you" with Bond smugly replying "So Does England".  The villain Jaws was cast so well and he makes for a perfect bad guy who scared the beejeezuz outta me when I was a kid...and who could forget the Lotus car transforming into an underwater rig.

7:   Casino Royale
This was the intro of Daniel Craig as Bond and he made for a great Bond...although the movie made him out to be a little too PC for my liking

6:   Diamonds Are Forever
great Bond girls in Vegas...what more do you need?

5:   Goldfinger
This might just be the most captivating collection of Bond girl names...

4:   On Her Majesty's Secret Service
George Lazenby did a nice job and it blends in well with the Bond series.  Great location shots in Zermatt and another great villain!

3:   Live and Let Die
Roger Moore getting it done with an awesome film song!

2:   From Russia With Love
Classic old school Bond with a great plot and great locations to film


1:  Dr No

My list tends to gravitate to the older Bonds because the older movies had believable plots with natural enemies/foes that are not too far of a stretch.  The other super cool aspect of the older Bond movies is the mix of gadgets that seemed so futuristic but still credible.  With the advent of special effects, the Bond movies started to go downhill where the stunts were not as believable because they were made by special effects and not by stunt people actually doing the stunts....
There are so many great scenes but the epitome of Bond to me is Dr No....The best Bond girl scene of all time might just be Honey Rider (Ursula Anders) coming out of the ocean onto the beach and encountering a smirking 007




Monday, January 24, 2011

Bond Week

That was fast!  and it started off in fine Monday morning fashion today....nothing like logging on at 7:30 and seeing some work stuff blow up right off the bat.  Woohoo!

It was a good weekend in Big Sky land - The weather was good and we managed to get out to Discovery on Sunday to play on the snow.  The conditions were OK.  The coverage was decent and you could still find some decent snow on some of the steeper slopes along the sides of the runs but most of the mountain has been skied out and there were a few icy spots.  They definitely need more snow and our forecast is calling for a warming trend so who knows where it will end up being another tame snow season here.

As the weekend wrapped up, I got sucked into watching another 007 movie for the umpteenth time (From Russia With Love)....and it got me thinking to what my favorite Bond movies are.  I have a hard time moving off channels when  Bond is on...especially old Bond with Connery and R Moore...it is like turning away from Animal House or movies that are just uber classic....so tomorrow I am going to put together my Top 10 Bond movies as it just helps me to appreciate some of the classic classic Bond action.

I like my Bond to be old school:  un-pc, a lothario, a quick witted overall bad ass who drinks like a fish, beds down ladies with promiscuous names (and attitudes), and does not think twice about pulling the trigger on a crazy villain - all for his country!

One of my lists of reads is to go through the old Bond books...Bond is da' man!

When I did a little research a while back it turns out that Bond was perhaps created by Fleming around the real life 'scene' that was happening at the Estoril Casino in Portugal back around the WW II era when spies and royalty openly rubbed shoulders in neutral territory.  Fleming was a little bit of a mover and a shaker and probably a wanna-be ladies man and it all helped in developing his Bond character for his books.

although my Monday morning was enough to shake me up (and wake me up a little)....I was not stirred....

Friday, January 21, 2011

Blood Meridian

For the past couple of weeks I have been engrossed in the book by Cormac McCarthy.   People probably know him best by his works of 'The Road' and 'No Country For Old Men'.  If you happen to have read either of those, you will know that his work is not necessarily the most upbeat of topics.  His books are usually very descriptive and focus on some pretty heavy themes.  Wikipedia describes him as 'He has written ten novels spanning the Southern Gothic, Western, and modernist genres'.   Southern Gothic?  I had no idea that such a genre existed!  It somehow does describe his style though.

Blood Meridian ups the ante on both of those aforementioned books.  It makes both of those books seem like the latest Dr Seuss release.  Blood Meridian is violent, graphic, engaging, dark, well written, hard to put down, etc.  It is amazing to me that some people are blessed to have such an incredible imagination and ability to describe that imagination so vividly and precisely.  If you are looking for a great read, pick this book up and be ready to go on a ride through time and space back into a land of total lawlessness.

Back in the law abiding world, it is Friday and it is time to wrap up some work and get ready for the weekend!